The Disorient Express

Malice in Wonderland | Tome Alone | The Disorient Express | Police Farce | Lock Mess

Complete walkthrough

Unaware of Officer Dooley's situation, Detective McQueen arrives expecting to find a case only to find a rather slow and ever so incompetent Officer Dooley. Who called our detective because the 66-6st underground station is closed and can't get to work in time for the free donuts. Through further conversation, you learn that there might be a case regardless, and should enter the subway to investigate.Once downstairs, you'll find a ticket machine and a barrier, we'll need the ticket machine later on proceed through the barrier and down to the platform. Once there you'll see two characters, a busker and The Darkside Ticket conductor. Although not crucial at the moment feel free to talk to them and then move further down the platform to the right. Inspect the janitors cart to receive the Handle and then inspect the bin to receive the Receipt. Go through the second door on the platform which takes you to the toilets, and then into the cubicle closest to the door. You'll find a Spooky Hoverer who is facing his own crisis, he needs some toilet roll. Leave the stall and head to stall 2, after a quick conversation with Dooley and an attempt to flush the tentacle down the toilet, It's time to exit and try stall three. There you will find some Toilet Paper collect it and move back to the first stall. Give the Toilet Paper to the Spooky Hoverer and you'll receive a Occult Coin for your good deed.

Leave the toilet and travel back upstairs to the ticket machine. Insert the Occult Coin into the machine and a Ticket be printed. Now return to the platform and give the Ticket to the Darkside Conductor. After a little racist, maybe livist humor the Conductor will let you on the train. Board the train, and then head to the right leading out onto the tracks. On exiting the train you'll find the source of this inconvenience and after a quick back and forth with Officer Dooley, it's time to take the leap and slip through the portal. Here you'll find Agent McScream from The Brightside Division. You can speak to him if you like but move onto the train to continue. This time boarding a train from Twin Peaks, exit the train to the platform where you'll meet Officer Dooley's counter part Chief Ghouley. He won't allow you access to the platform at the moment so climb the stairs and you'll find another ticket machine with some dark mould on the wall beside it. Inspect the mould on the wall and collect the Fuzzy Mould continue up to the surface and enter the Costume Shop. Hand the cashier the Receipt in exchange for the Swimming Cap, then combine the Fuzzy Mould with the Swimming Cap to create the Bad Disguise.

Proceed back down to the underground, when you reach the platform put the Bad Disguise on and talk to Chief Ghouley, unimpressed with your Bad Disguise but appreciative of your innov-vation he'll then let you further down the platform. Don't worry about the control room for the moment, instead enter the toilets and go into cubicle number 2. You'll find a familiar scene the Detective McQueen will comment, once he's finished leave the cubicle and go into stall 3. Inspect the toilet and you'll meet John the comedian as well as getting a Plunger Head, the missing component to your Handle combine the two to get the Plunger.
If you keep talking to john you will eventually unlock the Toilet Humour achievement, and get some bad jokes along the wayNow you need to head back to the toilet in the Twin Peaks. (Out of the stall, leave the toilet, down the platform, through the train, through the portal, into the ghost train, and then back down the platform.) Use the Plunger on the tentacle in stall 2 and then retrace your steps back to the control room in the Darkside. Collect the Key from the key rack, leave the control room and enter the toilet back into cubicle 2. Hand the Key to the tentacle and then use the Plunger to send it back to the Brightside with the Key. Make the journey yet again back to the Brightside toilets, to collect the Key from the other side. Once collected, make your way out of the toilets and use the key on the Control room door. Inside you'll find a rather disgruntled Engineer Tam, who has installed a virus to create all this chaos. After speaking with him use the computer and then Eject the Disk to gain the Cursed Disk. Take this disk back through the portal to the train on the Darkside. Conveniently Raxa is a bit of whiz and just so happens to be on the carriage, she can help you with the Cursed Disk. After a quick conversation you'll have a puzzle to solve to clean up the virus.
Click on the puzzle in the following order to solve. Middle Right, Top Left, Bottom Right, Top Right, Top Left, Top Right, Middle Right, Middle Top, Bottom Left. This is probably not the fastest solution but it works.Once you've solved the puzzle you will gain the Antivirus Disk. Go back to the control room on the Darkside, and put the Antivirus Disk into the computer. The two underground carriages will return to there correct dimensions and the case is solved.