Police Farce Guide

Malice in Wonderland | Tome Alone | The Disorient Express | Police Farce | Lock Mess

Complete walkthrough

This time we join Detective McQueen and Officer Dooley at Twin Peaks Police Department, they're celebrating McNuggest's retirement party when a fire breaks out at the party. Detective McQueen, unaware forgets to buy a gift luckily the ever so capable Officer Dooley has taken care of it, and agreed to put Detective McQueens name on it.Before you leave the office make sure to inspect the radio. To obtain the Brickman Super Fan achievement you need to listen to the radio 5 times. As soon as the game starts, after you capture each monster and after what happens once you've put all the Gremlins in the Urn.Leave the your office to arrive near the drinks machines. Inspect the Bust Ceiling Fan to get the Fan Motor and then click on the Coffee Machine. It will pour you a cup of coffee giving you Coffee. Next proceed into McKing's Office and inspect his trophies on the shelve the last one is a Helmet Trophy that will come in handy later, also note the table on the right is a pottery wheel.

Exit McKing's office and go into the Bullpen on the right. Once inside you will notice a Bust Fire Extinguisher and some Headphone Wire just to the left of the Bust Fire Extinguisher collect both of these.If you try to talk to Detective Wozinski, he'll just brush you off as he's too busy. So let's go get some cake, go through the door in the middle of the bullpen taking you through to the Debriefing Room. Dective McQueen will notice the fire in the corner of the room, a fire that everyone else seem content with letting it burn.Grab the Can of Whipped Cream off the table and combine it with the Bust Fire Extinguisher to magically repair the Bust Fire Extinguisher. Use the newly acquired Fixed Fire Extinguisher to put out the fire.

Detective McQueen will spot something on the pile of ashes that were the gifts, Click on them and you'll learn all about the mysterious gift that Officer Dooley brought for McNugget the Gremlin Urn.It's worth talking to the women next to McQueen, just for the little pop culture reference. Leave the debriefing room and head to the right and onto the stairwell. Here you will meet officer McKing, who being the character he is will demand you to fetch him a coffee. Don't hand over the coffee just yet, instead head towards reception to the right and inspect the medical cabinet. Weirdly it only contains Laxatives however luckily McKing wanted a coffee, so add the Laxatives to the coffee to get Spiked CoffeeWhen you give the Spiked Coffee to McKing you'll unlock the Karma Achievement.Keep going right and inspect each of the holding cells. Behind cell 1 you will find nothing of use, except a cheesy joke. Cell 2 will contain Roy Jones, who is currently smoking cigars. Speak to him to take his Matches and finally Cell 3 will house Tam from The Disorient Express Case. Talk to Tam and confiscate his Knife. Before you leave the holding cells make sure to check out the fire hose to acquire the Hose. After leaving the holding cells go into Dispatch. The Dispatcher will be busy trying to bring the system back online, blissfully unaware of the Gremlin in the corner. Look through her draws and she'll offer you a Bobbypin. It's time to go and give our good friend McKing his Spiked Coffee

When you've given him his coffee it will leave you free to do whatever you like to the Evidence Room. Use the Bobbypin to pry the shell off the Fan Motor removing the Magnet from inside. Now use the Magnet on the Evidence Door to trick the door into opening. You've got to love SCIENCE. Inside you'll see a Gremlin in the corner, luckily the TPPD has recently confiscated some Gas Grenades. Create a Diving Helmet by using the Helmet Trophy with the Hose, this will give you a sufficient gas mask. Wear the Diving Helmet sending Officer Dooley out the room, then throw a Gas Grenade at the Gremlin. Remember to pick up the Evidence Gremlin before leaving also make note of the Magical Tome on the shelves.

Remember to head back to Detective McQueens office to listen to the radio
Next head down to the Garage thats down to the left from the stair well. Open the Junction box using the Knife and then repair it with the Headphone Wire. A puzzle will appear where you have to join all the connectors without any crossing wires.Join Green to Green with a straight line, Then join Yellow to yellow with the shortest route, This will give a clear route for Blue, and finally theres only one route left for red

Once completed a short video will play to show that you've knocked out another Gremlin, before heading to Dispatch to go and collect Dispatch Gremlin. Go to the right (I know it took me a while to realise this area existed too). When you're at the construction site, click on the Toolbox to ask to borrow the Monkey Wrench, then click on the Water Valve to fix the sprinklers. Another quick puzzle will get them working in no time.Imagine that the screen is a grid with Rows (A-F) and Columns (1-7) click on them in the following order. A2 x 1, B2 x 1, C3 x 1, D3 x 2, D4 x 1, D5 x 1, E6 x 1, F6 x 3

Make note of the Pot of Clay on the floor you'll need that later, but for now head through to the garage and use the Monkey Wrench on the Airvent, it'll do nothing at all, nothing that McKing or anyone else should be aware of. However that shinny Hood might come in handy pick it up and head toward Dispatch to collect the Dispatch Gremlin.Another friendly Brickman Super Fan warning, go and listen to his station before moving onIt's finally time to go and wrap this up and deal with the last Gremlin. Go back to the staircase and take the stairs down to the right to the shooting range. Use the Hood on the Bullet Hole and watch the bullet ricochet to the junction box, use the Matches on the sprinklers to electrify the Gremlin. Collect the final Shooting Range Gremlin and you'll get sent back to the Office.I'm sure you already know what I'm going to say but, listen to the radioPut all 3 Gremlins into the earn by giving them to Officer Dooley. Of course the dozy clumsy Officer can't even do that right. Last one I promise, RADIOLuckily, we saw a pot of Clay in the construction site. Go and collect it and stop at the water cooler on the way back use the Clay on it. Turn our Clay into Wet Clay. Go into McKing's office to use the Wet Clay on the Pottery Wheel. With the Urn formed it's time to put a magic seal on it, go back into the evidence room where we earlier saw the Magical Tome collect it and then merge it with the Urn. The new Magic Urn should be more then enough to hold the Gremlins, Place all three back inside.A quick brief with the chief and other party members and the Case is Closed.